ARTIST: "Weird Al" Yankovic
TITLE: You Don't Love Me Any More
Lyrics and Chords

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

/ C Cmaj7 / Gm Dm / - G / DmF G /

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

   Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car
   That kind of thing is hard to ignore
   Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

   / Bb F / C G / Dm F C - /

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm begging, won't you put down that knife

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

   Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
   Doing in my underwear drawer
   Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
Oh no no, got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

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