ARTIST: Tom Lehrer TITLE: There's a Delta for Every Epsilon Lyrics There's a delta for every epsilon It's a fact that you can always count upon There's a delta for every epsilon And now and again There's also an N But one condition I must give The epsilon must be positive A lonely life all the others live In no theorem A delta for them How sad, how cruel, how tragic How pitiful, and other adjec- Tives that I might mention The matter merits our attention If an epsilon is a hero Just because it is greater than zero It must be mighty discouragin' To lie to the left of the origin This rank discrimination is not for us We must fight for an enlightened calculus Where epsilons all, both minus and plus Have deltas To call their own

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