ARTIST: The Arrogant Worms
TITLE: The Coffee Song
Lyrics and Chords


Young Derek would love to take my order ("Hi!")
He works at the coffee shop just up the street ("Mornin'!")
He's happy and annoying with a smirk the size of Texas
He's my coffee enemy

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"Would you like a mochaccino?
Or perhaps a cappuccino?
Or maybe a frappuccino?"
Said Derek wearing the chinos

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    All I really want is a cup of coffee
    So strong the spoon stands up just a cup of coffee
    All I really want is a cup of coffee
    Give me a freakin' cup of coffee, Derek

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"You should try our biscotti
Or a low-cal cabbage cookie
This muffin's only $3.50
And what's super great is that it's fat free!"

Don't wanna smell like an espresso ("Could help...")
With your coffee scented soap
"Well, maybe you should have some chai tea
Or maybe join me in some tai chi - come on!"

    All I really want is a cup of -
    In a non-biodegradable cup just a cup of coffee
    All I really want is a cup of coffee
    Give me a freakin' cup of coffee

Oh Derek, why won't you listen to me
I don't want a magazine or a CD
I don't want a latte or a frappe
I just want a coffee that doesn't taste crappe

    All I really want is a cup of coffee
        Mochaccino
    All I really want is a cup of coffee
        Cappuccino
    All I really want is a cup of coffee
        Frappuccino
    Give me a freakin' cup of coffee

All I really want (3X)
Give me a freakin' cup of coffee
Derek

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