Stupid Texas Song - Austin Lounge Lizards (Lyrics and Chords)

ARTIST: Austin Lounge Lizards
TITLE: Stupid Texas Song
Lyrics and Chords


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Texas is a big state, north to south and east to west 
Alaska doesn't really count, we're bigger than the rest 
You can waltz across it, though, so grab your yellow rose 
And sing another song of Texas, this is how it goes

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   One more stupid song about Texas
   For miles and miles it rambles on 
   Biggest egos, biggest hair, biggest liars anywhere
   Let's sing another stupid Texas song 

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By God we're so darn proud to be from Texas - yahoo!
Even of our pride we're proud and we're proud of that pride, too 
Our pride about our home state is the proudest pride indeed
And we're proud to be Americans, until we can secede

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   One more stupid song about Texas
   You've heard it all before so sing along 
   Biggest belt buckles and boasts, love that big old Texas toast
   Let's sing another stupid Texas song

Our accents are the drawliest, our howdies are the y'alliest
Our lone star flag's the waviest, our fried steak's the cream-graviest 
Our rattlesnakes the coiliest, our beaches are the oiliest 
Our politicians most corrupt, our stop signs most abrupt

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Our guitars are the twangiest, our guns are the kablangiest
Our cattle the long-horniest, our yodels the forlorniest
Our cookoffs are the chiliest, our Waylon is the Williest
Our sausage is the smokiest, our neighbors are the Okiest

From Texarkana to El Paso, Dalhart down to Orange 
Every spot in Texas has got what you're looking for 
Aren'cha glad that Texas put the stars up in the sky
If heaven isn't Texas, pardner, I don't want to die 

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   One more stupid song about Texas
   Just 'cause we're braggin', that don't mean it's wrong 
   Biggest heads and biggest hearts, biggest various body parts
   Let's sing another stupid Texas song 

Toss your hats into the air, we're obnoxious, we don't care
Let's sing another stupid Texas song

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One more blusterin', bumptious, bald faced, brazen
High flown, high-tone, dander-up, panderin'
Pompous, puffed-up, snotty, swaggerin'
Stupid Texas song

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