ARTIST: "Weird Al" Yankovic TITLE: One More Minute Lyrics and Chords Well, I heard that you're leavin' Gonna leave me far behind 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind / G - C - / / E - Am - / D7 - GF EmDm / So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex And I tore all your pictures in two And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you / C G C - / F - C - / E - Am - / D7 - Dm G / That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin' I'm glad that you found somebody new 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you / F G C - / / F G Am F / C G C - / I guess I might seem kinda bitter You got me feelin' down in the dumps 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love And I have to use the self-service pumps / G - C - / / E - Am - / D7 - Dm G / Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase You ain't gonna break my heart in two 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face Than spend one more minute with you I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork Than watch you going out with other men I'd rather slam my fingers in a door Again and again and again and again and again Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin' / Am - Em - / Dm G C - / Am - E Am / D - G - / I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue Than spend one more minute with you Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades Than spend one more minute with you ... / C G Am - / I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'til I die Than spend one more minute with you / F - G - / Am - Fm - / C G C - /
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