ARTIST: Gunther Anderson TITLE: If I Only Had a Job Lyrics and Chords I could lounge around the office Expoundin' what I profess Becomin' quite a snob I could be young and healthy Not to mention rather wealthy If I only had a job / D - G - / D - - - / G - A - / DG D - - / I could have a secr'tary So cute, young and unmarried To solve all of my probs I could have her do my workin' While I lie around a-shirkin' If I only had a job Oh, I could tell you where Martinis are so fair Get your work done without even bein' there And how to earn More than your share / G - F#m - / Em A D - / Em A Bm - / E7 - A7 - / I could climb the corporate ladder Discuss important matters Never dressin' like a slob No, I would dress my be-est Put a gold watch on my ve-est If I only had a job
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