ARTIST: Barenaked Ladies TITLE: If I Had a Million Dollars Lyrics and Chords If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a house - I would buy you a house And if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars I'd buy you furniture for your house - maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman And if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a K-Car - a nice Reliant automobile And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love / A E D - / / / / / / A E D - E - - - / If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had a million dollars You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out. Like open the fridge and stuff. There would already be foods laid out for us, like little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm. They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon. Well, can you blame 'em? Uh, yeah!
/ D E A / F#m / D E A / F#m / D E A / F#m D... E... / If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a fur coat - but not a real fur coat, that's cruel And if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet - yep, like a llama or an emu And if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains - ooh, all them crazy elephant bones And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it. That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups! Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
If I had a million dollars - If I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a green dress - but not a real green dress, that's cruel And if I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you some art - a Picasso or a Garfunkel If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars Well, I'd buy you a monkey - haven't you always wanted a monkey If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich
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