ARTIST: Dr. Seuss TITLE: The Grinch Lyrics and Chords You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel / Am AmDm G - / Am D E - / Am Dm / G C / F - E / x E7 - Am - - Dm / You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato Splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch You're a three decker sauerkraut and Toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super "naus" You're a crooked dirty jockey And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment Of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!"
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